Job applications

I am going through applications for a new teacher at the school. Some of the applications are hilarious!

1. Name of school: St. Francis

Dates attended:  Monday through Friday

2. Health problems:  During working I was being mosquito bit. 

3. Position applied for:  Nassary teaching ( if you can't spell it, don't apply!)

4. "I was deleted from the payroll."  (another way of saying I was fired)

5. Your Family Name:  Polygamy

These are just some of the funniest ones.

 I am praying earnestly that The Lord will guide me in this hiring process.